The Florida primary is an abomination unto Nuggan

A brief history of the 2008 Florida primary mess:

FL Legislature: We're having our primaries early. Yay!
DNC to FL Legislature: You do that, and you can go fuck yourself.
FL (D) Legislators: Wait, we don't want to fuck ourselves.
FL (R) Legislators to (D) Legislators: Go fuck yourselves.
DNC to FDP: Hold your own primaries, or you can go fuck yourself.
FDP to DNC: Go fuck yourself.
DNC to FDP: Go fuck yourself.
(D) Presidential Candidates to FL voters: Go fuck yourselves. Oh, and give us money.
Federal Court to Bill Nelson: Go fuck yourself.
FL voters: We voted. Yay!
DNC to FL voters: Go fuck yourselves.
DNC to FDP: Take a mulligan, or you can go fuck yourself.
FDP to DNC: Go fuck yourself.
DNC to FDP: TBD, but I'm willing to bet it's something to the effect of "Go fuck yourself."

Fuck it, I'm not voting for president.